wrecklessness

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via fuckyeahorgasmic)

Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)

(via dirtymagicc)

One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

(Source: oceanicforest, via loveyourchaos)

sarcasticskepticism:

emptyrings:

Hootie & The Blowfish - Only Wanna Be With You

FUCKIN’ JAM

iplayydirtyy:

when porn comes up on ur blog when ur eating.. can u not 

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via toomanyimperfections)

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

(Source: mikisayaka, via toomanyimperfections)

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer  (via takemewherethestreetlightsglow)

I tried the key in all the doors…at the end of my search I wanted to be able to say: I don’t know how I could have tried harder.